2002-12-22 - 3:26 PM

I want to be named Jennifer and live in France, because in French Jennifer is pronounced "Jenny Faire". I would be Jenny Faire, and carry around a pink silk and lace umbrella around the streets of Paris even though it would never rain and never snow. I would do nothing but wander the streets of Paris with my umbrella and sit in an old house in France reading fine literature and sipping tea.