2002-06-28 - ?:?? PM

Now I know what it feels like when robots malfunction.

Bzzzz, whir, static electricity jumping between synapses and exploding at randomized intervals. At the same point in time in which I became a robot, I also became a malfuncioning one, as if some practical joker from the robot factory had come and poured water on me and my internal electronic workings are still crackling and sparking strange blue fire.