2006-03-10 - 2:39 p.m.

I feel lulled by life lately, rocked as I roll over the waves, zig-zagging through miles of freeway. I am miraculously content.

I will be turning the big two-one on the 18th of this month, technically midnight on the 17th, Saint Patrick's Day, one of the biggest drinking nights of the year. So why not? I'm searching for a high-class strip club in San Francisco. Please drop any suggestions my way.